I hate admitting defeat, but I think it’s time to admit that my Follow the Money campaign may be a total flop.
Somewhere in Kent, there’s two £5 notes and one £10 note with my details scrawled on them, in the hope that someone will spot the messages and contact me, to let me know that they’re in possession of my ex-money.
I don’t know whether my messages simply haven’t been spotted, whether they have been spotted but deliberately ignored or whether I’ve been unfortunate enough for all three notes to have been sent straight for incineration after I’d spent them.
I’m going to remain positive and hope that someone bothers to follow my scribbled instructions at some point. You never know, it may happen.