It’s Not My Fault Your Child’s a Wimp

Write for Ninja HedgehogMy child is 3. He is my son (not my dear son (“ds”) as I have heard no one refer to their child as ever in real life but seems to be the common abbreviation for nob heads on all parenting forums). He is the light of my life, the reason I breathe but also the reason I regularly lose my shit.

He is learning the difference between right and wrong and as is common with most pre schoolers, he makes mistakes. When these mistakes are made I do my best to point them out to him and either help him to know how to avoid (i.e perhaps don’t windmill through a bush of stinging nettles) or show him the right way to deal with situations that he understands (i.e. just because that dog is taking a dump in the park doesn’t mean you can).

However there are some circumstances as a parent I struggle with and a recent event got me in a quandary but thankfully there are plenty of strangers who seem to have magically obtained a font of parental knowledge and feel the need to press this upon others at every given opportunity. Despite a lack of invitation, these people advise me how I should manage my son’s temper, but I’m a stubborn woman and often subliminally request these people fuck off while I smile sweetly at them. On this occasion I could not…

I took my baby (of nine months) and my son to an indoor play area (hell with padding). My son has an obsession with the Little Tikes cars. For those of you not familiar, think Flintstones version of a Smartcar. He was happily whizzing around the assigned area for this car when another little girl crashed into him. It was an accident which my son accepted. She did it again, now I’m watching this little brat and considering if this is no accident. She did it again on purpose with a big grin on her stupid face. This time my son jumps out of his car. Now I know what’s coming so I swing my baby under my arm and I am hurdling my way over plastic tables and chairs with the grace and vigour of a newborn giraffe to try and get there before the worst happens. But it’s too late. My son has pulled the little sod out of her car and is now proceeding to repeatedly hit her – Oh Shit!

Now the Mother who was nowhere to be seen while her little angel was attempting to inflict untold vehicular spinal damage on my son is there before me. She is clearly furious and pulls my son off her daughter. I arrive and apologised and was about to tell my son off for his reaction when the other Mother began to make such a fuss of her daughter (I bet she calls her ‘Dear Daughter’ – nob head) who was really hamming it up. I mean screaming like my son had really hurt her when clearly she wasn’t hurt. She then began to tell her daughter that my son would apologise while eyeing me in anticipation.

I lost my shit (internally). I looked at my son and said very slowly and very clearly that even though this girl was very naughty and had hurt him lots of times before he lost his patience, he should have moved away or come to me, but you have hurt her now and that’s not ok. I did not make him apologise because basically if someone deliberately crashed into me three times I’d probably get out and go a bit crazy on them.

Now the Mother was not impressed with this and advised my son would grow up to be a bully. I advised the Mother that perhaps she ought to watch her children more closely and then she would have observed why my son opened a can of whoopass on her or she should teach her daughter not to start what she couldn’t finish. She advised its natural for children to wind each other up and its not normal for my son to have that reaction.

I internally finished with “while I don’t advocate violence of any kind, it’s not my fault your daughter is an antogonizing wimp”. Now the last part I’m not particularly proud of.

But I guess my point was this…

How can this woman argue my son’s loss of control after being wound up was worse than her brat’s vindictive streak of deliberately trying to upset mine? I didn’t step in when I saw the nob head’s child bash into my son because kids do fight just like adults do. I want my pre-schooler to learn things for himself and also to take responsibility. If my son falls and hits his head on a road, I will teach him that’s his stupid fault for being careless, not that it’s the inanimate objects fault and we need to sue someone. If someone attacks him I want him to stand up for himself. Of course I want dialogue to be his mode of attack/defence instead of his fists but he is LEARNING! And if I do see him deliberately starting fights he is disciplined, because no one wants to be the parent of a shit.

But I wont make him apologise for defending himself  because I don’t want to drain my son’s ability to stand up for himself or others away – Also I bloody hate kids that tell tales! Urgh…

 

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11 Responses to It’s Not My Fault Your Child’s a Wimp

  1. Emma says:

    Excellent. I’m sure most mums can relate to this. Brilliantly written and gave me a giggle 🙂

  2. Ninja Hedgehog says:

    Mother of Delightfully Horrid Boys has done a superb job at writing this article.

    To be honest, despite being an overall hater of small people in general, I still really appreciated this post.

  3. Vicki says:

    I can more than relate to this. A child who sticks up for himself can often be perceived as naughty and the looks/comments given can make you want the ground to swallow you up. But who are we to turn our children into Jessies? We stick up for ourselves right? Why can’t our toddlers? Perfect arcticle for parents of not so perfect children.

  4. Sarah says:

    Absolutely LOVE this 🙂 had me laughing throughout. I also FINALLY learned what DS & DD stand for!? That has been baffling me for 4 years. I agree…..Nob Heads!

  5. Jen says:

    Had me in stitches very funny but to the point! Would love to hear mother of delightfully my horrid boys talk about the parent pity- when your child isn’t ‘advanced'(ie a showing off shit) as their child and the words of wisdom said parents feel you could benefit from and the lecture then given xxx

  6. Ninja Hedgehog says:

    Perhaps Mother of Delightfully Horrid Boys will want to write more on Ninja Hedgehog in future?

    Don’t forget to check out all other articles on Ninja Hedgehog!

  7. JC says:

    Couldn’t be any more acturate for all those mums out there!
    So relatable and equally as witty! 🙂

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  9. диски киев says:

    I couldn’t resist commenting. Perfectly written!

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    Having read this I thought it was very enlightening.

    I once again find myself spending way too much time both reading and posting comments.

    But so what, it was still worthwhile!

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