Muslamic Ray Gun?

This popped up on Facebook which is dangerous as after a glass or three of wine, I’m prone to buy things on Amazon or eBay which I don’t really need, but which I know I probably want. My judgement is never at it’s best in these scenarios. Imagine my excitement when I saw this futuristic-looking device.

I haven’t got a fucking clue what it is or what it could be, but it looks like some sort of laser or sci-fi weapon from the likes of Star Trek or Doctor Who.

For all I know, it could be a muslamic ray gun (which only exists in the tiny minds of racist twats) so I was sorely disappointed when I clicked on the advert to find that in fact, it was just a really fucking expensive (even with the special price) razor. It gets rid of hair, just like a razor.

A razor costs a fraction of the price.

Being slightly pissed, I bought 8 of them.

I’m going to be the smoothest hedgehog this side of Brazil.

Are you easily influenced whilst drunk?

About Ninja Hedgehog

I’m Ninja Hedgehog, the creator of the Ninja Hedgehog website. I've written various things over the years but started Ninja Hedgehog in October 2011. I write about all kind of subjects but will never write about sport. Ever.
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