Bitten by a Monster

Just thought I’d quickly share this with you in the hope that I’ll get some sympathy.

Yesterday, whilst walking the dogs across a field, I heard what initially sounded like an aeroplane. I looked up and as I did so, I had to shield my eyes from the down draught being created by something with the wingspan of a pterodactyl.

Monster biteThis beast was enormous, with massive goggly eyes and a giant needle protruding from it’s face. This sharp point must have been about 2 foot long.

Before I could curl up into a ball and cry for my mum, this winged beast homed in on my arm, stuck it’s needle-sharp snout into it and started to drink my blood.

Fortunately, I was able to overcome it and managed to extract it’s beak from the tear in my skin before this winged beast could drain me completely of blood. I then squashed it.

Ok, all of that is a slight exaggeration but I was definitely bitten by the mosquito from hell. Look what the little fucker did to my arm- what if I have malaria?? The last time I had a lump like that on my arm was when a mongrel nurse put an intravenous drip into the tissue instead of a vein.

I’m definitely not impressed by this (now squished) mosquito. Hope my blood was worth it.

About Ninja Hedgehog

I’m Ninja Hedgehog, the creator of the Ninja Hedgehog website. I've written various things over the years but started Ninja Hedgehog in October 2011. I write about all kind of subjects but will never write about sport. Ever.
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