Tesco Food Delivery

My Tesco food delivery has just been, err, delivered. I’ve put everything away and felt like something was missing.It was the Tesco Cod Fillets that I ordered! I’m fairly certain that Tesco could have substituted this with a similar product from a different brand and as they have blatantly not done this, I can only assume that this is a deliberate attempt at mockery. Or they didn’t want to have to pay for a superior product- who knows?

I was also entitled to a free sample of KELLOGGS MINI MAX ORIGINAL 560G, but this was missing also. Bastards. Not only will I have to venture out and find time to purchase some cod fillets, I have been robbed of a free sample of something that I would not likely eat anyway, but that’s not the point!

I have sent Tesco an email, highlightling these blatant failures in my shopping delivery expectations and I expect a suitable reponse- at the very least, I expect them to refund my delivery charge. You’re probably wondering why I’m not putting a copy of the email here. Well, it’s because it’s boring, sensible and from my ‘actual’ email address. Unfortunately, I fired this off before I thought of all the fun I could have.

I must be losing my touch. Here’s their generic reponse all the same:

Thank you for contacting Tesco Grocery Home Shopping.

One of our team will be in touch with a personal response shortly.

In the meantime the answers to some of the most common questions we receive can be found on our website, please feel free to visit our Help pages at:


Kind regards

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