Road Trip

MapI’ve just returned from a road trip across Europe (to Poland and the Czech Republic) and it’s amazing how very different other European countries are to England. I thought I’d share some of my observations and photos with you all. continue reading

Spot the Deliberate Mistake

Whilst out cruising for hookers during daylight hours recently, I was waiting in a car park when a passing car caught my eye.

The car had a UK registration plate despite being left-hand drive, but it wasn’t this that drew my attention to it.

I took some photos of the car, which are below. Take a look at them and see if you can spot the deliberate mistake.

More People Spotting

Whilst at Groombridge Place yesterday, I saw this very cheery-looking German man (I could tell he was German from the fact that he and his wife were speaking French to each other).

Obviously, this guy or his wife haven’t seen the films from a particular franchise, which could be a bit of a Nightmare.

I was going to point out his tragic wardrobe mishap, but I was worried that he may slash me, so I took a photo instead.

Freddy Krueger


On Saturday I had a barbecue and invited a handful of friends and family around.

As you know by now, I take random photos of stuff and of all the possible things I could have taken a photo of on Saturday, I took a photo of the hot coals on my barbecue. Still, I like it so I’m sharing it with you.


Poo Car

I like the new Fiat 500. It’s funky, modern and is fairly true in terms of styling to the original Fiat 500 from the 70’s. It comes in a range of different colours, too.

Sadly, the owner of this Fiat 500 chose brown as the colour when he bought his car. I can only assume that brown was the cheapest colour option available, as it’s the only possible explanation for driving around in something that looks like a turd.

Brown car

Giant Phone

I was standing behind a woman who was incredibly petite. She happened to have a Samsung Galaxy, which I think is one of the more recent, much larger models.

The large phone held in her tiny hand seemed comical enough for me to feel that a photo was required. Frustratingly, this photo doesn’t accurately portray the difference in comparable size between the woman’s hand and her phone, so you’ll just have to take my word for it.

Giant Phone