Leading Figure

Investment Rip-OffThe rear sections of newspapers are becoming ever more infested with adverts for organisations who want to claim something back on your behalf; whether it be mis-sold PPI or compensation for something which was probably your fault anyway.

The other day, there was a particularly large advert which stood out. As was intended by the giant advert, it piqued my attention enough for me to actually have a read, even though I knew I didn’t want to. continue reading

The Fine Line Between Genius and Madness

DisarrayA friend of mine has recently met a woman and is no different to any other man in that he desperately wants to impress her. For example, he needs to remember not to belch and shout “bollocks” at the same time or lift his legs high in the air to force out the wettest-sounding, vilest-smelling fart whenever he feels a bit of a wind build-up. continue reading

An Expense Hat Trick

IFine‘m currently saving up for my holiday this August and have even been doing weekend overtime at work. This is totally unheard of so is a great indicator of my dedication and determination.

Things were going quite well, but things never run entirely smoothly for me. As always, shit happened. continue reading